The Drunken Ramblings of a Sober Teenager.

Вчера была на вечеринке. И что вы думаете? Не обошлось без сомнительных личностей и жарких поцелуев с танцами босиком. Подходит ко мне чел, когда я уже прикончила 4 бокал вина, сидя на полу бара около DJ... и спрашивает:"У тебя был когда-нибудь самый лучший секс в мире с рок-звездой?" Кого же имел ввиду под словом "рок-звезда" этот щупленький мальчик из одной питерской группы? Конечно себя, а вы кого думали. Я перевела его предложение "потрахаться" в шуточку и он обломался. Сколько уверенности в себе, не правда ли?

PS-Больше мне понравилось целовать Валю, девочку с белыми волосиками.

Радуйся тому, что имеешь

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Photos of the week

We're so delighted with the immense talent of our growing, global lj_photophile community that we've decided to introduce a poll. Each week, we'll choose a half-dozen photos (based on user comments and staff feedback) and ask you to select a photo of the week. The winning photo will be announced in the next newsletter. If possible, please limit photo size to 350x350 to ensure that images display properly on friends pages. We want to thank you again (and again!) for sharing your passion.

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Curtains

Thanks for joining us. To our American friends, have a fantastic Thanksgiving. To all of our international neighbors, we'll eat a little extra for you!

На моих коротких ногтях чёрный лак. Я всегда задавалась вопросом, почему у меня постоянно короткие ногти на пальцах рук…ну и ног тоже. Почему я не могу отрастить себе «копыта»? (Так называет длинные ногти мой отчим.) Почему не возникает желания чувствовать себя «настоящей женщиной» и клацать этими самыми ногтями по столу, периодически дёргая в руках ключи от какой-нибудь иномарки? Ой, я забыла. Я не умею водить машину. Ключи отменяются, а ногти тем более. Я люблю короткие ногти, так как с ними удобно. Представьте, сколько разных, а иногда и полезных вещей вы можете обдумать без ногтей. Например, что купить своему бой-френду на Новый Год, даже если декабрь только через два месяца. С ногтями вы думаете больше о том, как бы их не сломать, как бы их подкорректировать и какой рисунок сделать в следующий раз. Ногти – это мелочь. Тут смысл глубже. Нас окружает столько вещей или частей чего-нибудь, которые, по идее, нам мешают жить. Зачем тратить 3 часа в салоне, чтобы нарастить ногти, а потом сломать их через часа 2, меняя колесо у своей машины? Я говорю, что нужно приспособить себя к стилю жизни, в котором ты существуешь. Если ты принцесса, то тебе не надо мыть посуду, полы и доить коров. Что бы это значило? У тебя есть возможность отрастить себе двухметровые когти и сидеть покуривать сигары. Меня всегда смешило то, как люди делали из себя этих принцесс и жили как сапожники с грязными руками.

65redroses
Eva is a vibrant young woman with Cystic Fibrosis who survived a double lung transplant. Read about her difficult recovery and personal triumphs over pain, isolation, and fear. Back in school, Eva now works part-time in a children's center and enjoys running and cross-country skiing. A documentary on her story, entitled 65 Red Roses, won three awards at the Vancouver International Film Festival.

meet_other_moms
A warm and welcoming "Add me" community for moms of all ages and backgrounds from around the world. If you're a mom, just post a little about yourself and start connecting with other mothers based on similar hobbies, musical interests, book/TV/movie preferences, or taste in humor! A great way for busy moms to socialize online.

kitchenfaq
Want to share a fabulous home recipe for coconut bread? Suddenly run out of confectioner's sugar with company on the way and need to find out a quick in-house substitute? Searching for tips on what to charge for a custom-designed wedding cake? Whether you're a professional chef, an aspiring culinary wizard, or a happy home-baker, you'll get delicious guidance from fellow and sister foodies.

Я наблюдаю.
Стоит в очереди в банке симпатичная девушка лет 27-30. На руке кольцо на безымянном пальце. Звонит ей телефон. С первого взгляда можно подумать, что муж (у неё же на руке кольцо на безымянном пальце): она улыбается от умиления, говорит приятным голосом с некой добротой. Потом она говорит, что он опоздал на немного, так как её сыну уже 8 лет и мол поздняки за ней ухаживать, но всё-таки она соглашается на встречу с ним через 15 минут... а на руке кольцо на безымянном пальце...

naturesbeauty
Always on the lookout for compelling images, we were delighted to discover this flourishing community of artists who share a love of nature. Honoring the subject with photographs, paintings, sketches, prose, poetry, and
other creative works, you'll be simultaneously riveted to your monitor and inspired to run helter skelter towards the nearest wooded dale.

Postcard winners!

We wish to extend our heartfelt gratitude for sending so much joy our way. Frank is still blushing with excitement over the love notes, proposals, propositions, and occasional intimate photos sent from his admirers around the world (China, Norway, Japan, and Poland just this week)! At his request, we blindfolded Justin, one of Frank's BFFs, spun him around in five dozen counterclockwise circles, and asked him to point to ten random postcards/envelopes pasted to the wall. After a brief trip to the bathroom, he chose the following lucky winners, to whom we will give a six-month paid account token (for paid, basic, and plus users) or, for our permanent account holders, a $15 voucher for the LiveJournal gift shop.

So, without further ado, the winners are:

1. seraphene
2. fotog
3. boykitten
4. seshat_6
5. anti_aol
6. lisalees
7. katrinkacat
8. mistyboston
9. _woody_lein
10. another_slender

Bugs, Tweaks, and Enhancements

1. We fixed a bug from the last release that was causing screened comments to become unscreened if they were edited
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3. We've added new vgifts to celebrate Thanksgiving! Check out our feathered friend, below!

Give more with charitable vgifts

In honor of national adoption month, we're offering a charitable vgift (priced at $2.99) to support Love Without Boundaries, an organization that provides healthcare and adoption to orphans suffering from life-threatening diseases. LiveJournal will donate 100% of gross proceeds from the sale (we'll cover the cost of credit card transaction fees). To learn more about Love Without Boundaries, please visit lj_cares. You can purchase your Love Without Boundaries vgifts in the Virtual Gift shop. We'll keep you posted on how much we raise!

Photos of the week

We're delighted to showcase yet more incredible photos from some of our brilliant LiveJournal photographers around the world. Keep posting (and tagging). And be sure to show some love by commenting on the awesome view at lj_photophile.

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Curtains

Thanks, again, for joining us. See you next week!

givesushope
It's that glorious time of year when we reunite with loved ones (we neglected all year), stuff our faces to excess, and pass out in front of the TV. Perhaps a recalibration of the thanksometer is in order. A spin-off of the popular GivesMeHope.com site, this community invites you to document moments of kindness, generosity, and pure human love.

veggieslackers
Despite its mainstream appeal, Thanksgiving is not for everyone. There are those struggling with food disorders, for whom this day causes endless conflict. There are the cash-challenged, who can't afford the gluttony we've grown to expect. There are the lonely, who don't have loved ones nearby. And let's not forget the vegetarians, who decry the animal cruelty. But there's one more group we often overlook: the terminally lazy! This community of lazy vegetarians offers easy recipes for an animal-friendly feast.

fashin
Just in time for holiday shopping season, this fashionista community brings you the world of haute couture in the form of sumptuous photos, video clips, and candid commentary. There's also a sugary sprinkle of mainstream movie discussions and debates on such pressing social issues as manicure styles and celebrity colonics. If you need a break from the daily grind to indulge your girlie side, this is twinkly pink on steroids.