quotes.
strottlemeyer: mr. vanraken, we'd like permission to search your pie.
mr. vanraken: what?
strottlemeyer: please don't make me say that again.
mr. vanraken: what if i say no?
assisstant guy: well, then we'd hold you here as a material witness until we get a search warrant.
mr. vanraken: for a pie?
strottlemeyer: for a pie.
-conversation from monk season two.
"if meat is your treat, your esophageal varices will bleed into your intestines, causing you to digest your own blood, leading to a horrible, horrible death."
-scrubs.
"honey is not vegan. fish is not vegetarian. google is your friend."
-jenna [veggie boards].
"if you don't wear a bra are your boobies athesist?"
-pirate ferret's response to what religion is your bra video [veggie boards].
"when we live in a society where a man gets arrested for kicking a dog, while other animals get tortured and killed by the thousands legally, we can be assured that something is wrong."
-spree [veggie boards].
"lemme see, i have quite a few...
*why does it always have to happen when you least expect it? my period's like a hackin' ninja!
*and you never have a pad when you get it unexpectedly at school. it's not like you can buy one from the bathroom dispenser, because it's ginormous.
*oh, and i'm scared of tampons.
that is all."
-crazy4mango on the period gripe thread [veggie boards].
"i'd like square ice cubes with that... not round, not oblong, not too shiny..."
"thousands of people who say that they love animals sit down once or twice a day to enjoy the flesh of creatures who have been utterly deprived of everything that could make their lives worth living and who endured the awful suffering and the terror of the abattoirs."
-jane goodall.
"i'm a size ten but i'm only 5' 2"! people are always like 'how can you be so short but have such big feet?'. I always say so i can kick people's asses."
-bluegrrrl79 on the shoe size thread [veggie boards].
"be great in act as you have been in thought."
-shakespeare.
"in time we hate that which we often fear."
-shakespeare.
"freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
-gandhi.
"hate the sin, love the sinner."
-gandhi.
"hope is a waking dream."
-aristotle.
"dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't."
-brett butler.
"one must desire something to be alive."
-margaret deland.
"happiness is nothing more than good health and bad memory."
-albert schweitzer.
"a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
-herm albright.
mr. vanraken: what?
strottlemeyer: please don't make me say that again.
mr. vanraken: what if i say no?
assisstant guy: well, then we'd hold you here as a material witness until we get a search warrant.
mr. vanraken: for a pie?
strottlemeyer: for a pie.
-conversation from monk season two.
"if meat is your treat, your esophageal varices will bleed into your intestines, causing you to digest your own blood, leading to a horrible, horrible death."
-scrubs.
"honey is not vegan. fish is not vegetarian. google is your friend."
-jenna [veggie boards].
"if you don't wear a bra are your boobies athesist?"
-pirate ferret's response to what religion is your bra video [veggie boards].
"when we live in a society where a man gets arrested for kicking a dog, while other animals get tortured and killed by the thousands legally, we can be assured that something is wrong."
-spree [veggie boards].
"lemme see, i have quite a few...
*why does it always have to happen when you least expect it? my period's like a hackin' ninja!
*and you never have a pad when you get it unexpectedly at school. it's not like you can buy one from the bathroom dispenser, because it's ginormous.
*oh, and i'm scared of tampons.
that is all."
-crazy4mango on the period gripe thread [veggie boards].
"i'd like square ice cubes with that... not round, not oblong, not too shiny..."
"thousands of people who say that they love animals sit down once or twice a day to enjoy the flesh of creatures who have been utterly deprived of everything that could make their lives worth living and who endured the awful suffering and the terror of the abattoirs."
-jane goodall.
"i'm a size ten but i'm only 5' 2"! people are always like 'how can you be so short but have such big feet?'. I always say so i can kick people's asses."
-bluegrrrl79 on the shoe size thread [veggie boards].
"be great in act as you have been in thought."
-shakespeare.
"in time we hate that which we often fear."
-shakespeare.
"freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
-gandhi.
"hate the sin, love the sinner."
-gandhi.
"hope is a waking dream."
-aristotle.
"dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't."
-brett butler.
"one must desire something to be alive."
-margaret deland.
"happiness is nothing more than good health and bad memory."
-albert schweitzer.
"a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
-herm albright.
