The Drunken Ramblings of a Sober Teenager.

Name: kelley-lynn

Birthdate: december 5th 1994.

Birthplace: porter memorial hospital.

Current Location: porch.

Eye Color: green brown.

Hair Color: auburn with sun highlights.

Height: five feet six inches.

Weight: 115-ish.

Piercings: none.

Tatoos: fading henna on my shoulder of a tree.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i'm single, babes.

Overused Phrase: that's what she said.

Food: can be quite delicious.

Candy: is better when it's fruit-like.

Number: seventeen.

Color: purple.  black.  teal.  green.  silver.

Animal: my sneezing dog, bandit.

Drink: mango juice.

Alcohol Drink: none, hun.

Bagel: chocolate chip with a cup of decaf.

Letter: q.  no one ever likes q.  it's a very neglected letter.

Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes or mouth.

Pepsi or Coke: pepsi.

McDonalds or BurgerKing: ewww.

Strawberry or Watermelon: who could choose.

Hot tea or Ice tea: iced.

Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee.

Kiss or Hug: hug.

Dog or Cat: dog.

Rap or Punk: punk.  unless it's screamo rap.

Summer or Winter: summah.

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: errr... um... i can't choose.

Love or Money: love.  *see title*

Bedtime: curfew is midnight.

Most Missed Memory: our lunch table.

Best phyiscal feature: toes.  jk (but kara thinks so).  legs.

First Thought Waking Up: gotta wash my face.

Goal for this year: steer clear of drama.

Weakness: chocolate covered strawberries.  twilight series.

Fears: lawn gnomes.  stalkers.

Longest relationship: nonexistent.

Ever Drank: no.

Ever Smoked: i'd never want to even try.

Pot: i don't want to be near it.

Ever been Drunk: no.

Ever been beaten up: no, thank god.

Ever beaten someone up: violence is never the answer.

Ever Shoplifted: nope.

Ever Skinny Dipped: *tee hee* you will never know.  (that's a no, by the way).

Ever Kissed someone of same sex: nope.

Been Dumped Lately: nuh uh.

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color: green or brown.

Favorite Hair Color: brunette (in a guy's case, brune.  lol).

Short or Long: medium.

Height: taller or same as me.

Style: emo's cool.  nerds are pretty hot, too.

Looks or Personality: personality.  that's a given.

Hot or Cute: cute.

Drugs and Alcohol: none, hun.

Muscular or Really Skinny: in between.

Number of Regrets in the Past: that's not my business.

What country do you want to Visit: italy.  greece.  france.  australia.

How do you want to Die: saving someone i love.

Been to the Mall Lately: nope.

Do you like Thunderstorms: yesss.

Get along with your Parents: most of the time.

Health Freak: sorta.  i'm veg*n.

Do you think your Attractive: ehhh... umcomfortable.

Believe in Yourself: heck yes.

Want to go to College: of course.

Do you Smoke: no.

Do you Drink: nuh uh.

Shower Daily: of course.

Been in Love: nope.

Do you Sing: constantly.

Want to get Married: yeah.

Do you want Children: someday.

Have your future kids names planned out: girls- isabella.  selena.  vanessa.  luna.  liliana.  guys- emmett.  rocco.  demitrius.  seth.

Hate anyone: not at all.

-what are your plans for the weekend?
saturday: beach.
sunday: church.  kristin's grad party.  allie-saurus' birthday extravaganza.

-do you hat more than three people?
no, i don't truly hate anyone.

-how many houses have you lived in?
two.  one was an apartment though.

-do you pick your wedgies in public?
no.

-favorite candy bar?
i'm not a huge fan of candy in bar form, but i do enjoy those cookies & cream hershey bars.

-have you ever tripped someone?
multiple.

-least favorite school subject?
social studies.

-how many pairs of shoes do you own?
four.

-do you own a britney spears CD?
that's why sledgehammers were made.

-have you ever thrown up in public.
yes.  fun.

-name one thing that is always on your mind?
music.

-favorite musical genre?
alternative.

-what toothpaste do you use?
nature's expressions mint and green tea.

-what time were you born?
10:34 p.m.

-do you like beer?
never tried it, and don't plan on it.

-have you ever made a prank phone call?
no.  caller ID :'(

-what's the most embarrassing CD that you own?
veggie tales, and proud of it.

-what are you listening to?
"if i didn't have you" emily osment & mitchel musso.

-what are your favorite colors?
teal.  black.  purple.

-how many watches do you own?
zero.

-summer of winter?
summah.  chyeah.

-is anyone in love with you?
maybe.

-what's your favorite color to wear?
black or purple.

-pepsi or sprite?
pepsi, derrr.

-ever drink clear pepsi?
what's that?

-have you ever been on a wave runner?
nope.

-have you ever slapped someone?
oh, no.

-do you own a robe?
yes.  so soft.

-how many lamps are in your bedroom.
zero.

-how many coats are in your coat closet?
three.

-have you ever had braces?
nope.

-do you still have your tonsils?
both of them, last time i checked.

-do looks matter?
on occasion.

-do you use chapstick?
i'm a burt's bees girl.

-when is the last time you went to the dentist?
june.

-american eagle or hollister?
hollister.  it smells good.

-are you too forgiving?
maybe.

-how many children do you want?
three or four.

-do you own something from hot topic?
a lot.

-what is your favorite breakfast meal?
banana/chocolate chip pancakes, soymilk.

-have you ever been to the zoo?
yes.  it depresses me, though.

-ever thought that you were in love?
nope.

-do you untie your shoes when you take them of?
only high tops.

-what did you do last night?
midnight swim.

-do you like the olive garden?
i like popolano's.  and gelsausomo's.

-have you ever called your teacher mommy?
my mama's a teacher.

-chuck norris or david hasslehoff?
chuck norris, derrr.

-your nicknames?
kells, killey, kelley-vanilley, kellephant, kelley-saurus.

-last time you went to church?
sunday morning.

-ever been to kentucky?
i've driven through it.

-favorite state to visit?
california.  no doubt.

-are you thinking about somebody right now?
usually.

-ever called somebody boo?
why would i?

-do you smoke?
i have no remote desire to taste like an ashtray.

-do you own a diamond ring?
nope.

-are you happy with your life right now?
yes.

-do you like your hair?
sure.

-does anyone have a crush on you?
a couple...

-favorite scary movie?
sweeney todd.

-where were you in may 1994?
you should know.

-do you own a backstreet boys CD?
nope.  my brother does.

-favorite rollercoaster?
any and all.

-do you like yourself?
ehhh.  sure.

-are you closer to your mom or dad?
daddy.

-last book you read for fun?
i'm always reading for fun.  deadline.

-are you afraid of the dark?
no. i like the dark.

-have you eaten paste?
no.

-do you own a web cam?
no.

-have you ever stripped?
you sorta have to in order to change clothing.

-pringles or lays?
pringles and baked lays tie.

-ever used a fake ID?
never.

-ever color your hair?
no.  sunshine does that for me for free.

-ever considered a life of crime?
nope.

-ever broken someone's heart?
yes.  i hate doing that.

-full house or brady bunch?
or.

-ever used crutches?
yepp.  those are fun.

*prologue*

-who took your profile pic?
austin.

-what's your current problem?
the thing in the basement.

-who makes you the happiest?
my friends.  probably hayden.  he's such a goofball.

-what are you listening to?
"supersonic"-oasis.

*chapter one: about you*

-nicknames?
kells, killey, kellephant, kelley-saurus, kelley-vanilley, lynnie, lynns, wewwey...

-eye color?
mostly green... sometimes brown.

-hair color?
dark red.

-height?
five feet, six inches.

*chapter two: family*

-do you live with your parents?
yes.

-are your parents chilli?
i don't understand.

-do you have any siblings?
yes, one.

*chapter three: favorite*

-subject?
english or math.

-season?
summer or autumn.

-book?
deadline.

-band?
ludo.

-food?
fluffer nutters.

-drink?
mango juice, water, tea.

-pen color?
purple.

-store?
barnes & noble.

*chapter four: do you*

-write on your hand?
yes.

-call people back?
always.

-believe in love?
of course.

-sleep on a certain side of the bed?
the short way.

*chapter five: have you*

-eaten chili today?
what?  no.

-if so... where?
why is that important?

-had physical therapy?
nope.

-taken painkillers?
yepp.

-overdosed?
nope.

-been stung by a bee?
little yellow demons...

-threw up in public?
unfortunately, yes.

*chapter six: the last*

-person to IM you?
hayden.

-thing you touched?
the period key.

-thing you said?
no, not the theme song!

-person you hugged?
aliyah.

-person you talked to on the phone?
maddie.

-last book you read?
deadline.

-last time you cleaned your room?
today.

-is your MySpace set to private?
heck yes!

-have you kissed anyone in the last week?
no, not in my whole fourteen years, buddy.

-what do you carry with you at all times?
my ipod.

-goal you would like to achieve this year?
have fun while i'm still in middle school.

-what's the biggest argument you've gotten into lately?
i haven't really been arguing much, lately.

-how many piercings do you have?
zero.  needles hurt.

-do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
if at all possible, in person.  but the phone.

-are you a morning person or a nighttime person?
i can be both.  and that's not the schizophrenia talking.

-do you remember your dreams?
yes.  in fact, i have a dream journal that i write in every morning.

-what do you have to do before you sleep?
wash my face and brush my teeth.  oh, and take my medicine.

-who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
aliyah.

-who was the last person you talked to in person?
my daddy.

-is someone mad at you right now?
yes, and without reason.

-are you perfect?
not in the least.

-are you an aunt?
nope.  like my brother could even get a date.

-what's the last movie you saw in theaters?
wall-e.

-do you ever hang out with guys?
of course.  it's not like they have cooties or anything.

-have you ever had a reptile as a pet?
no, i can't say i have.

-what is your favorite fruit?
blackberries and mangoes.  it's a tie.

-who was your last missed call?
the library.

-where are you most ticklish?
you may use this information against me in the future... my sides.

-who's your number one on myspace?
maddie, duh.

-have you ever finished a rubik's cube?
no.  stop lowering my self esteem!

-when was the last time you rode your bike? 
like thirty minutes ago.

-what is one wish you have?
that everything will be all right eventually.

-are you wearing socks right now?
nope.

-when were you last out of state?
last week we went to oink's (michigan).

-do you think that barbie is a bad role model for little girls?
yes.

-do you like mornings?
it depends what day it is.

-where were you when 9.11 happened?
a kindergarten classroom.

-are you an organ donor?
yes.  i won't be needing them.

-have you been outside of the usa?
oh, canada.

-what weather do you like the most?
i like rain.  but i also like sunshine.  and snow too.  i'll let you know.

-have you started a sentence with "no offense, but..."?
not really.  more like ended it with no offense.

-do you drink tea?
i love tea.

-have you been arrested yet?
are you trying to say something?

-have you ridden in someone's car in the past week?
yes, my dad's.

-are you happy?
sure.

-are you happy with your life right now?
mostly.

-in the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
no, and i'd like to keep it that way, thanks.

-what was the last movie you saw?
picture this!

-what's the connection with you and the last person you im-ed?
he's my buddy.

-who do you hate?
no one.

-what do you wear to bed?
boxers and a tee.

-has anyone gotten on your nerves lately?
indeed.

-do you think that you'll be married in ten years?
i hope so.

-do you like anyone?
not at the moment, no.

-what are your initials?
k.l.j.

-how many people have you kissed in the last month?
zero.

-last thing you ate?
a veggie sub.

-who is the last person you saw?
hayden.

-last missed call?
brie.

-last person you hugged?
cody.  it is his birthday :)

-are any of your great grandparents alive?
no.

-are your toenails painted?  if so, what color?
yes.  light pink.  it matches my jammies :)

-what color are your undies?
red.

-who last texted you?
no celly.

-do you have a best friend?
multiple.

-what time did you fall asleep last night?
1 a.m.

-baseball or football?
football.

-how long have you been sober?
my whole life.  and i plan to keep it that way.

-do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
my auntie jo.  and frankie muniz.

-do you download music?
yes.

-when was your last cigarette?
never.  and proud of it.

-who do you trust the most?
cassidy. amanda. kayla. maddie.

-what are you listening to right now?
shut up and let me go.

-has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
that would be sweet.

-what's one of your bad habbits?
eating ice.

-do you wear glasses or contacts?
glasses sometimes.

-can you use chopsticks?
heck yes.

-what time did you wake up this morning?
9 a.m.

-have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
nope.

-what are you looking forward to?
saturday.  to the beach!
breaking dawn release party.

-what was the last thing that you said out loud?
no, don't eat the bees!

-are you friends with your neighbors?
sorta.

-who was the last person you said i love you to?
bandit.

-when were you last disappointed?
yesterday.

-what was the last movie you watched?
aquamarine.

-where was the last place you went besides your house?
starbucks.

-how many piercings do you have?
zero.

-if you could make anyone disappear, who would it be?
hayden.  just kidding.

-when was the last time you lied to your parents?
two years ago.

-do you know anyone with the same phone as you?
no.

-what day is tomorrow?
thursday.

-do you have any plans?
yes.

-who do you like?
define like, please.

-who was the last person to sleep in your bed besides you?
maddie.  in like the third grade, tee hee.

-do you wish upon stars?
shooting stars, yes.

-what's the last creative thing you made?
a poem.

-have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
oh, yes.

-what's the closest thing to you that is orange?
the polka dots on my jammies.

-do you feel loved?
yes, i really do.